Stories

I write and tell stories. I always have and I always will. Tantalizing Teasers gives you a taste of those stories, with a new passage twice each month. Story Summaries presents a brief description of each of the 12 short stories in my first book, Origination. If you read it, please leave a review on the Amazon page!

Tantalizing Teasers

Tantalizing Teasers is an unabashed fishing lure to encourage you to bite on my book. Every two weeks, I’ll post a new excerpt from a storythe beginning, a snippet of a scene, or even a complete scenea film clip in words. Come back soon to see what I bait the hook with next!

Once again, it’s showtime at the Apocalypse Theater, and I am as eager as ever to play the charming and sagacious host of Our Favorite History, or at least, that’s what I call the show. Twittering, buzzing, squealing sounds of youthful life flood the cavern. I stand for a moment, eyes closed, the flood washing over me, soaking into the deepest creases of my skin. I open my eyes and raise my right hand, palm out, as far as arthritis allows.

I miss prescription pain killers.

Silence mists over us, extinguishing chatter in the same way a slowly drawn curtain gradually extinguishes sunlight flooding into a room. When all I can hear is children trying not to make a sound, I begin.

“Nobody ever quite believes how it started. Everybody thought it would begin somewhere in the Middle East or maybe in Taiwan. Kind of appropriate if it would have been the Middle East; the end of civilization starting in its cradle.” I can’t help a corner of my mouth from curling upward as I continue, “But you don’t want to hear that story again.”

Yes we do! Tell us again how the world ended!” clamor all the children in shrill unison. “Pleeeeeeese!”

Showtime at the Apocalypse Theater from the book Origination

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Story Summaries

Origination contains twelve tales of inner mind and out matter, written over a period of more than 40 years, from my high school days (I Am) to 2025 (Scrimshaw Jones).

Showtime at the Apocalypse Theater

Tiny little Switzerland runs a speeding ticket scam on even tinier littler Liechtenstein. The Historian tells a group of children the tale of how Liechtenstein fought back and changed the world.

Achoo!

Dr. Andrew Rigby has just been promoted to Director of Proficiency Testing at the Junior College of American Pathology. Under normal circumstances, this would be cause for celebration, but these are not normal circumstances. There’s not just a fly in the ointment, there’s a rampaging elephant…

davi

Long after the bombs stop dropping, long after the screams die, long after even the radiation stops registering, one thing remains. It perseveres, it persists, it prevails. Once unleashed across the human body politic, it cannot die and we cannot rid ourselves of it. It tracks us, it categorizes us, it is perfunctory and meaningless. Yet here it still is, a given that even Davi recognizes and bows to.

Secret Agent Emily

What price would you pay for the most exciting day of your life? Emily didn’t ask that question, but she’s going to find out anyway.

Creating a Masterpiece

It is said that artistic perfection is subjective and therefore never can be achieved objectively. But what happens if an artist creates an objectively perfect piece of art? This is the first story in a series that continues with Blanque’s Suburbia and Scrimshaw Jones.

Blanque’s Suburbia

Appearances can be deceiving and often are. A picture-perfect house in the suburbs disguises more than one mystery, as a performance artist named Blanque is about to find out. This is the second story in a series that starts with Creating a Masterpiece, follows with Blanque’s Suburbia, and then continues with Scrimshaw Jones.

Scrimshaw Jones

When art is truly great, some say it takes on a life of its own. Two travelers journey to New Mexico to experience the art of rock carver Scrimshaw Jones, one looking for his own artistic path and the other seeking to escape, or at least to come to terms with, his past. This is the next story in a series that starts with Creating a Masterpiece and Blanque’s Suburbia.

Every Mad Dog Has His Day

Sophomoric hijinks from college freshmen in which two dummies meet a third dummy. Who outsmarts who remains to be seen.

The Great Cafeteria Food Fight
and Ice Cream Raid of 1981

Once upon a time, food fights and panty raids really happened at stodgy universities, just as portrayed in the historical video chronicle that is the only reliable record of the period, Animal House. In this story, the raid targets ice cream instead of panties, which happens to play much better decades after the fact since people have come to their senses about rude invasions of privacy for the sake of filching clothing that possibly still bears the skid marks of an intimate relationship with the crack of someone’s nether regions. However…we still love ice cream!

The Irate Businessman

A businessman who is out of touch with the times and with his customers grapples with resurrecting his struggling business. He enlists help from above and below, but what are you going to do when your customers are a bunch of fickle humans who don’t even know they’re customers?

i am

The concept of a time machine is ridiculous. If people went back in time, history would have the inconsistent spray of an alpine river cascading down the mountain and overflowing through fields of boulders after the Spring thaw. History would change on every whim with all the predictability of a ricocheting ball in an unimaginably huge Pachinko machine. But what if time travel didn’t work like that? What if time itself didn’t work like that?

The Gardener

When your garden affects and reflects the health of your universe, you tend to your garden very meticulously. Very meticulously. But when the Aristocrat owners ask The Gardener to perform a dubious task never before attempted in The Garden, The Gardener must reluctantly carry out the task and change existence forever.

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